Kid for sale on Ebay...

Now what kind of person tries to sell you a two year old girl on Ebay?  Hell, they aint big enough to open the fridge and get you a beer off the top shelf until they are at least 6 or 7, right?  Just a serious waste of everyone's time that happened to be on Ebay looking to buy a beer grabbing, channel changing, shirt ironing, floor vacuuming, furniture dusting, grass mowing little slave kid. Now, this chick is going to have to pay all of the Ebay fees for a  product she couldn't even sell.  Hope she didn't set a reserve price and add extra photos...