Fox – A restaurant cook in southern New Jersey was sentenced to 15 days in jail and two years of probation for sprinkling a police officer’s breakfast sandwich with pubic and chest hairs, the Courier-Post reported Thursday. Ryan Burke, 27, was working as a line cook at Good Foods to Go in Marlton last February when the Evesham Police Department officer, who had once stopped the cook for a traffic violation, placed his breakfast order. The officer consumed part of the turkey, egg and cheese bagel sandwich before realizing it was laced with body hair. Police then confiscated the sandwich and sent it to the state police lab for analysis.The DNA in the hairs was determined to be a match for a swab taken from Burke, who was fired from the restaurant and arrested. Police said Burke confessed to the crime, which he said he committed because of ill will toward the officer, the Courier-Post reported.
Amateur hour or sneaky smart? The school of common sense says spit in the sandwich, right? Or even hock a loogie. I mean it had cheese on it. As long as it wasn’t one of those green loogies it should be properly camouflaged. But not Ryan Burke! Not only does he lace it with pubes, he throw in some chest hairs for good measure, breaking the “one accidental pube in the turkey, egg and cheese bagel sandwich” law. Which can be beat in any court of law with the ol’ “was busy and didn’t have time to wash after peeing defense”. Amatuer? I think not. The dude wanted to get caught. The booking photo smirk tells the truth. The whole truth. And nothin’ but the truth…
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