Vampire Takes On Bank - and Wins

So a vampire forecloses on WELLS FARGO!!! And WINS!!! But I'm puzzled by this reporter. I don't think he knows he's talking to a VAMPIRE!!! Hello...you're interviewing a guy with FANGS!!! Smart move interviewing him via sattelite though. Wouldn't want his bloodthirsty ass anywhere near me just drooling over my O positive life juice. I'm guessing the judge in his case was probably too scared to rule in Wells Fargo's favor...