Plagiarizing, stealing from other blogs and underusing sesquipedalian verbosity since 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Viagra laced beer? Um, yes, please...
How 'bout those crazy Brits! Just taking two of Gods greatest creations and combining the fuck out of them (pun not intended...but totally put in the right place). Think about the big picture though. You drink a few of these and you got to land the deal quick. Not one of these chicks that I buy drinks for every Saturday night. Just sucking down margaritas and doing kamikaze shots on my dime all night, then going home to fuck a good looking guy. Anyways, I digress. Back to the "boner beer"...If you do drink this and get the chick, then you gotta walk out of the bar with a raging chub. That may be some un-needed attention in her eyes. If you don't land the deal quick, then you better not wasted on this stuff. Your buddies that you're out with are 200% of the time leaving you there, passed out at the bar with your empty bottle and your hard on...
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