What's the old saying? You mess with the bull, you get what?

The bullring in Granada on Sunday briefly lived dramatic when Sergio Vegas was hit by the chest by a bull at the starting point of resin. The rejoneador dismounted to go for the kill on foot and was caught in the second game. Vegas was taken to the hospital with heavy bleeding and there was performed an emergency cure before being taken to hospital Ruiz de Alda of the Andalusian city. The medical report issued by the medical team of the square read: “Injury hemithorax with upward trajectory that crosses the upper and middle lobe and produces a large hemorrhage. Grave prognosis. ” “We could have been talking about a fatal goring. Fortune has been that there was upward trajectory rather than across. Fortunately it has had to regret anything,” the doctor assured mundotoro Sanchez Ortiz.

Damn bull!  How many times I gotta tell you?  Use cross trajectory, not upward!  Damn!  You want to end up on the plate of one of these toreador bitches who stack the deck against you?  Now this guy's gonna be able to come back and murder some more of your bull buddies.  Be a professional toreador gorer for once!