Plagiarizing, stealing from other blogs and underusing sesquipedalian verbosity since 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Beaking News!!! Bronx Zoo Cobra Captured...
The cobra that has been on the loose after escaping 6 days ago has been caught and put in quarantine. His last Twitter update had him headed to a Yankees game. Just goes to show, you put your status on all these social networks, you lose all your privacy. If you're a dangerous viper that escaped from a zoo, you might just want to hide out for a week or two. Stay off the internet until things die down a bit. Then, just go bite the shit out whoever you want. Just sayin'...
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