Does this look like the face of a 92 year old woman who did a "walk-by" shooting at a guys house for not giving her a kiss???

Let this be a lesson to ya kids...do not under estimate the libido-to-crazy factor in old chicks.  One sits by you on the bus...keep your eyes down.  Do not make direct eye contact at all costs! (Unless you're into bagging old bags).  One slides up next to you at Starbucks while you're flirting with the barista...eyes forward!!!  Don't even go visit granny and gramps at the retirement home.  Have them meet you, no matter how far they have to travel.  But if you screw up and make eye contact and she asks you for a kiss, you better slide her some tongue and pretend you like it.  If not, you may just end up with a cap busted in your ass...