Dude gets his junk lopped off by his ninja buddy...yikes!!!

So, is it this sad to become 61 years old?  Your samurai master buddy cuts off your dick and your attitude is "There is nothing I can do to change what has happened – it’s in the past."   Say it isn't so!  Not to sure I want to live to see my sixties now.  If I do make it that long though, I know one thing...I'm not going to have any samurai buddies.  Even if the little guy in my undies doesn't work anymore, I think I might still like having him around.