Exorcism class...yeah, I'm there...

So, there's going to be an Exorcism class in San Angelo on June 20. I don't think I could come up with a more fun way to spend a Monday evening. I wonder if it will consist of some class participation? If so, I'm totally volunteering to be the Exorcist and not the Exorcised. I've tried that spinning the head around trick and the shoving of the cross up places it shouldn't go while screaming "You're mother eats kitty litter!" at whomever may be in the room. It's painful! Don't want to have to go through that again. They should think about having this class every Monday night until the NFL gets their shit together and we have Monday Night Football again...