Plagiarizing, stealing from other blogs and underusing sesquipedalian verbosity since 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Couple arrested for having sex on the beach...not the drink...
Erica Huerta, you sexy vixen! You had me at “did intentionally masturbate,” exposed her genitals, engaged in oral sex, and was digitally penetrated. Digitally penetrated? What the Hell is that? Not sure, but I think I'm in! You just gotta love her mug shot! Obviously, still enjoying that freshly fucked feeling. And there's poor Steven Perry...luckiest unlucky sonofabitch on the beach if you ask me. After reading... "In fact, investigators noted, Huerta was fondled by Perry “for more than 30 minutes.” Perry, the affidavits note, “attempted to having sex with Huerta several times,” doing this in the “missionary position.” Additionally, “Perry then put a shirt over his head and began to give Huerta oral sex.” you gotta believe there were some "technical difficulties" going on there. So here this guy is getting arrested for having sex on the beach, yet couldn't get it up and had to post a $10,000 bond. Sucks to be you...or does it???
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