Does this look like a chick that married a guy that's been dead for almost two years???

Karen Jumeaux, you diabolical bitch!  Poor Anthony Maillot found the ultimate way to get out of marrying you and you just fucked up his eternity.  Dude was probably up in Heaven macking American chicks who are just loving his french accent.  Bumping uglies on cloud nine.  Now he's just watching from the bleachers because of your selfish ass, Karen.  If he wanted to marry you for real, he would've been at the altar long before Jr. was born.  I hope this isn't a law here in the good ol' US of A!  And if it is I'm sure the man in the Oval Office has got more sense than President Sarkozy.  I know Bill Clinton would not have stood this debauchery...