Does this look like a guy who rented a whore for four days at $1000 bucks a day, then beat her with a baseball bat, then choked her to unconsciousness, then fucked her lifeless body, then watched her wake up and run to safety, then be found NOT GUILTY because he was sleepwalking???

Only in Canada!!!  I'm relatively certain this excuse wouldn't work in our justice system.  Might be worth a shot though.  Why don't one of you Useless Timewasters give it a try.  Start small though.  No sense in going "all in" on this experiment.  Maybe start off by letting your spouse walk in on you while your doing the "Cleveland Steamer" or the "Crippled crab with the modified boot" with the babysitter, poolboy, whomever.  Just keep driving on, acting like the spouse isn't even there.  Maintain a trancelike state when making eye contact.  If it works, then go ahead and rob a bank or something and let me know how that works out for you...