Saturday, July 30, 2011

Taco, from The League came out with another video...more comedy gold...

Saturday, July 16, 2011

I'm about to make you throw rocks a Bob Vila...



You want to know how to change a tire, build a beer bong, replace a kitchen faucet? Or how re-string a guitar, or most importantly, how to unshrink clothes? Well my Totally Useless Timewasters...I give to you http://www.eyehandy.com/. No doubt, the best "how to" videos on the interweb...You're welcome...

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Finger size can let a chick know your penis size???

Well this is some distressing news.  This study is saying that if your ring finger and index finger are similar in length then your packing some serious penile heat.  Once chicks get a hold of this information they're going to see my perfect hands and assume I have an above average tonsil tickler.  How am I going to act when I get them down here in the basement and they see I aint got no bragging rights.  Just plain embarassing...

Nice ukulele cover of Iz' version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow



This dude does a nice cover of Somewhere Over The Rainbow...nice voice...

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

SoBe Staring Contest with Kate Upton



Kate Upton...hottest chick on the planet. No other reason for this post.

This is one pissed off old man...just because Casey Anthony was found Not Guilty...



The way my Facebook page blew up yesterday after the verdict was read, I would say this is pretty much the consensus of most people I know...Bunch of haters! I got your back Casey! Last week you were a low life child killer. Today, things are different. You are not guilty! You are the new comeback kid. First was Mike Vick, then Plaxico Burress, now you my lovely Casey...stay sweet...

Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Birthday America!!!

Dude sexually assaults an unconcious woman and thinks its okay because he thought she was dead. Wait! What?

So this guy is completely innocent, right?  I mean, banging a dead chick may be disgusting but its not rape is it?  I really don't think she is going to mind much if she's dead.  But this chick is laying there acting all dead and shit.  What's this  degenerate supposed to think?  I mean I've always heard there's only two kinds of pussy...good and better.  This guy must have factored dead into that equation too.  I personally never thought that far ahead.  This guy is inside the box yet thinking outside the box.  Get me on his jury!!!

Friday, July 1, 2011

What's the old saying? You mess with the bull, you get what?



The bullring in Granada on Sunday briefly lived dramatic when Sergio Vegas was hit by the chest by a bull at the starting point of resin. The rejoneador dismounted to go for the kill on foot and was caught in the second game. Vegas was taken to the hospital with heavy bleeding and there was performed an emergency cure before being taken to hospital Ruiz de Alda of the Andalusian city. The medical report issued by the medical team of the square read: “Injury hemithorax with upward trajectory that crosses the upper and middle lobe and produces a large hemorrhage. Grave prognosis. ” “We could have been talking about a fatal goring. Fortune has been that there was upward trajectory rather than across. Fortunately it has had to regret anything,” the doctor assured mundotoro Sanchez Ortiz.

Damn bull!  How many times I gotta tell you?  Use cross trajectory, not upward!  Damn!  You want to end up on the plate of one of these toreador bitches who stack the deck against you?  Now this guy's gonna be able to come back and murder some more of your bull buddies.  Be a professional toreador gorer for once!