Odd MMA injury: Melted foot...Yikes!!!

So, I'm pretty sure you're all wondering why a guy like me never stepped into The Octagon.  Well the old number one reason was that I'm a pussy who has no desire to have my jaw wired shut, broken bones nor do I like to cry in public which I'm sure would happen every time!  But now what the hell is this melted foot shit!?!  Um, no thank you...