Monday, January 24, 2011

2nd Grade Teacher Put On Leave After Kid Gets A Blow Job In His Classroom...Wait, What!?!


OAKLAND A second-grade teacher has been placed on administrative leave amid an investigation into a report that two of his students engaged in oral sex during class and that, on a separate occasion, some children took off some of their clothing and were clowning around. The incidents happened last week at Markham Elementary School, but they only came to the principal’s attention Wednesday, after one of the students told a staff member what had happened, Oakland school district spokesman Troy Flint said. The teacher was present at the time, but says he was unaware of any such incident, Flint said. “We are striving to create schools as safe havens where students can feel secure and trust in adult guidance,” he added. “Obviously, that trust was violated in this incident, which was unacceptable. We’re going to get to the bottom of this and make sure there’s no recurrence. ”

What the hell is going on at Markham Elementary School?  In 2nd grade I was upgrading to glue from paste.  Thought I was the shit!  Other kids with their little paste sticks and me squeezing the Elmers out like a champ.  Didn't even know how to get a hard on, much less that it could be placed in a chicks mouth!  I guess the training manual for 2nd grade teachers in Oakland is about to be updated: After recess keep the little skanks away from the young studs.  You know they're just impressing the shit out of them on the monkey bars...

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