Friday, January 21, 2011

Homeless guy wins ESPN Fantasy Football League...




Really!?!  It was some unemployed homeless dude that beat me!?!  And he’s got a fiancée!?!  Gotta be the greatest chick on the planet!  Go to work all day.  Come home and get into your “comfy” clothes.  Go get your boyfriend out of the dumpster behind Blueberry Hill Nursing Home.  Drop him off at strangers’ houses so he could go steal Brandon Jackson from me off of the waiver wire after Ryan Grant got injured!  Just ain’t right.  This friggin’ sux!  Oh yeah, ESPN…only $3500!  Way to screw over a homeless dude!  Oh yeah, homeless dude’s mom…way to screw over your homeless son…

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