Thursday, March 31, 2011

Beaking News!!! Bronx Zoo Cobra Captured...

The cobra that has been on the loose after escaping 6 days ago has been caught and put in quarantine.  His last Twitter update had him headed to a Yankees game.  Just goes to show, you put your status on all these social networks, you lose all your privacy.  If you're a dangerous viper that escaped from a zoo, you might just want to hide out for a week or two.  Stay off the internet until things die down a bit.  Then, just go bite the shit out whoever you want.  Just sayin'...

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