Sorry to screw up your day with this little tidbit. No telling how many of you were planning on Cinco de Mayo sex and coffee followed up by a monster shit,
but now the American Heart Association is telling us we can have a brain aneursym from these daily joys. Here is a list of risk factors...
- Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
- Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
- Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
- Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
- Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
- Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
- Being startled (2.7 percent)
- Being angry (1.3 percent)
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