"Head"stone falls on woman's leg while engaged in "extracurricular activities" in cemetery...

Wow!  Where to begin?  Now that's what I call having fun in the "BONEyard".  It's all fun and games until you have to "ERECT" a new headstone.   Ok, I used "HEAD"stone in the title.  Good thing the cemetery isn't pressing charges...There could have been some "STIFF" penalties.