Thursday, June 23, 2011

OJ finally admits to killing Nicole in self defense...Wait! What?

So OJ is finally telling us what we already know.  Of course he is putting a little twist on it.  Killing his 98 lb ex out of fear for his own life.  He really needs to think this confession out a little more. He can't be re-tried for the murder.  So there's no fear of more prison time.  It stands to reason, the only reason to confess now is to get some street cred on Cellblock C's yard.  Well OJ you dumbass, you gots to come up with a better story if you wants some street cred!  You need to tell how Nicole and Ron along with a pack of Brentwood's baddest Motorcycle gang members attacked you.  How the motorcycle gang got away after you slashed up Nicole and Ron.  That's just some bullshit I came up with off the top of my head.  You've had plenty of time to concoct your bullshit.  Come on OJ, be a professional double murder confessioner for once...

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