Note to Buckingham Palace guards...not a good idea to call Kate Middleton a "stuck up cow"

This is why I never post work related stuff on my Facebook page.  You call the future queen a "stuck up cow" and a "posh bitch" just one time on your wall and you get banned from the wedding.  On a positive note...Hey, all you guys that hate going to weddings, call the bride a stuck up cow and/or a posh bitch!  It's a one way ticket to Aintgottagototheweddingville baby!